Monday, December 8, 2014

The Fifth Element

When I first saw the title, I thought that it was an odd film idea. Boron is not that exciting, how could you make an action movie about it? Turns out there's no boron in this movie at all. "Ok," I thought. "Maybe they're referring to the classical elements(Fire,Earth,Metal,Water, and Wood)." But there's no wood in the movie, either! It takes place in future New York, with not a tree in sight. After this realization, I had lost all respect for the movie and stopped watching entirely. This is why we need false advertising laws.

2/14

Warning: This movie contains an annoying black man. If you are offended by the character flaws of any character who is not a white male, do not watch this film.

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