Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Titanic

Titanic is a movie. It's about this ship that runs into an iceberg and then everyone dies. It's a wonderful commentary on the state of the ship industry and the insufficiency of the safety standards of our cruise ships. There's also some sort of love story or something, but no one cares about that. I've never seen it, but from what I've heard, it was a titanic success. If you like to see things crashing, but real-life footage doesn't have enough romantic subplot for you, watch Titanic.

6/7 

Warning: This movie contains approximately one minute of nudity. If you are offended by basic anatomy, do not watch this film.

1 comment:

  1. This is the most amazing review I have ever read. You capture the feling of the movie so perfectly.

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